Friday, September 28, 2007

Idiot of the Day - September 28, 2007

No really an idiot per se but can't this guy think of a better way to paint?

Artist Tim Patch, who calls himself 'Pricasso', paints a picture of Olga Braude using his penis at the Sexpo in Johannesburg, South Africa, September 28, 2007. Patch has painted portraits of some of the worlds most famous people including George Bush and Queen of England.

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Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Idiot of the Day - September 27, 2007

Michael Vick does another stupid thing. How the heck did this guy make it through college? He's dumber than dirt.

Suspended NFL quarterback Michael Vick must adhere to tightened restrictions after he tested positive for marijuana use, a federal judge said Wednesday.

Vick tested positive for the drug on September 13, a court document from the Eastern District of Virginia shows.

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Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Idiot of the Day - September 26, 2007

Some people have too much money!

After spending $16 million to buy a palatial Brookline, Mass., estate complete with a main house and 5,000-square-foot guest house, Red Sox owner John Henry plans to tear it down.

Henry filed paperwork with the town's Preservation Division Monday to get permission to tear down the red brick Georgian Revival mansion and build a new home.

“Oh my God,” John Ford, head of Ford Realty, told The Boston Herald. “This could be a record-breaking teardown.”

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Idiot of the Day - September 25, 2007

This idiot couldn't keep his mouth shut! This idiot deserves a bunch of DUHHHHH's!

Malaysian doctors have reattached a man's nearly severed penis after his first wife, enraged by his comparison of her sex skills with those of his younger second wife, decided to chop it off with a kitchen knife.

The man, a 43-year-old Indonesian worker in southern Johor state, was lying in bed with his 48-year-old wife talking about his newly wed second wife, who is in her 30s, when the incident happened, the New Straits Times newspaper reported.

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Sunday, September 23, 2007

Idiot of the Day - September 24, 2007

Man accused of beheading duck at hotel
His alleged explanation? ‘I'm hungry. I'm gonna eat it’

A man was in custody Sunday after police said he ripped the head off a tame duck that lived in a hotel lobby’s ornamental pond.

Scott D. Clark, a guest at the Embassy Suites Hotel in St. Paul, cornered the duck early Saturday morning, grabbed the bird and ripped its head from its body while a hotel security guard and others watched, police said.

Clark then turned to onlookers and said: “I’m hungry. I’m gonna eat it,” St. Paul police Sgt. John Wuorinen said.

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Idiot of the Day - September 23, 2007

Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is our Idiot of the Day....again

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said Sunday that the American people are eager for different opinions about the world, and he is looking forward to providing them with "correct and clear information," state media reported.

"The United States is a big and important country with a population of 300 million. Due to certain issues, the American people in the past years have been denied correct and clear information about global developments and are eager to hear different opinions," Ahmadinejad was quoted by IRNA as saying.

Yeah, right. IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Friday, September 21, 2007

Idiot of the Day - September 22, 2007

Massachusetts State Police arrested a 19-year-old MIT student Friday at Boston's Logan International Airport after receiving a report that a woman had what appeared to be a bomb strapped to her chest.

Authorities said the device proved to be fake.

Star Simpson, a student at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, was charged with disorderly conduct and carrying a hoax device.

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Idiot of the Day - September 21, 2007

The Idiots that run Columbia University are today's Idiot of the Day winner.

Columbia won't cancel Ahmadinejad speech. It's unbelievable that Columbia University would allow a leader of a terrorist state speak.

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Thursday, September 20, 2007

Idiot of the Day #2 - September 20, 2007

Must be stupid criminal week. This is our 2nd Idiot of the Day winner.

Man Calls Feds About His Lost Cocaine - DUHHHH!

According to the complaint, he told agents that on Aug. 3, he had stashed two blue backpacks containing 68 pounds of cocaine by the entrance to a Boy Scout camp near the Canadian border. When he returned the next day, they were gone, he said.

Carr, of suburban Federal Way, asked if ICE could put out a news release saying that federal agents had seized the drugs. That way, according to the complaint, the organization he was working for would believe his statements that he hadn't stolen them.

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Idiot of the Day #1 - September 20, 2007

A 34-year-old was charged with four counts of sexual battery, 13 counts of lewd or lascivious molestation, 122 counts of child pornography and 140 counts of voyeurism after trying to print pictures at a Walmart. DUHHHHHH

A glitch at a Wal-Mart photo kiosk led to the discovery of photos of a Central Florida man engaged in sex acts with children, according to police.

Brian Neil Rozema, 34, of Palm Bay, was charged with four counts of sexual battery, 13 counts of lewd or lascivious molestation, 122 counts of child pornography and 140 counts of voyeurism.

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Idiot of the Day - September 19, 2007

Hip-hop mogul Marc Ecko spent $750,000 on baseball star Barry Bonds' most prized possession: his record-breaking 756th home run ball.

Barry Bonds said the man who bought his 756th home run ball and announced plans to let the public decide its fate is an "idiot."

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Idiot of the Day - September 18, 2007

An Oregon man is lucky to be alive after being bitten by his pet rattlesnake. This IDIOT put the head of a rattlesnake in his mouth and it bit him! DUHHHHHH

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